“Mommy, I swear I wasn’t doing anything bad.”

totally-unlucky:

Hello, sweetheart! You are amazing, and I’d love to get to know you!! Thank you very much~!!!

gorillawolfzombiepirateninja:

mab130:

#who says that and then #STROKES THEIR THIGHS ON TELEVISION

Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.
Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.
Because some hunters marry angels.
Because some Divas marry Squids.
Because some Kings marry Warlocks.
Because some aliens marry blue boxes.
Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.
Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.
Because some moose marry tricksters, gods archangels.
Because some Doctors marry their Masters.
Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.
Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.
Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.
Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.
Because some hunters marry their tricksters
Because some meerkats marry hobbits.
Because some Captains marry their First Officers
Because some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.
Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.
Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.
Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.
Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.
Because some fandoms marry other fandoms
Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.

russian-tupperware:

lifecomposedofoddsandends:

^my thoughts exactly.

Does anyone else see Coulson in the background, just… observing? It’s like he’s a fangirl or something, and he’s seeing the part where the two first meet. And one of them’s already feeling something for the other. And Coulson’s just standing there clutching whatever the hell he’s got to his chest. He is starting to ship them. I guarantee it.

dirkstrider-the-dickriser:

regularhawktier:

firsttimelady:

appleznbananaz:

kyla109:

morrissarty:

agayofgays:

#do you just bob everywhere you go #are you bobbing along to music we cant hear #what goes on in your mind jeremy renner

It’s the hawk walk

Reblogging again LOL

The Hawk Walk, sdkfjghlsrsdf

HAWK WALK

CAN’T DEAL.

toms face though

“awesome we’re going out on sta-“

“dude what the fuck”

and chris just is like

*nope*

crucialtemperance:

thatdudejoey:

heartlesskailynn:

Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.

My life is complete.

DFBDBDB

Stephen King is not amused.

But I sure as hell am. :D

Their hair matches!

onnaevilsmith:

iheartniel:

captain-4merica:

He is the sweetest person ever

#i can imagine the directors being like#’tom stop doing that you’re getting your costume dirty’#and he’d be all like#’i do not know of this tom you speak of’#’i only respond to loki’#’also i’m dead’

OMG this is.. PRECIOUS.